As some of you may have noticed a couple of days ago, I managed to make it over the hill to Laramie, Wyoming despite some questionable weather conditions to attend the 2018 Wyoming GOP Convention as a lowly guest this…
Tek’s Cooking Channel: Kung Pao Chicken
Seems my last snark-riddled article was quite popular! I could tell because so many critters commented on the fact that I failed to mention how my authentic Kung Pao Chicken is made. Not quite the purpose of this forum, but…
Soylent Green: The Solution to the Inherent Evils of Culinary Appropriation
Oh, my. The Alt-Right’s most insidious plot has been discovered. Racism run amok, it is! It’s pure evil, manifested in the homogenization of the rich and varied flavors of Chinese cuisine and the Social Justice Warriors are all over this…
Party Business: The Joy of Sausage Making
Despite the fact that the word “Democracy” is thrown about willy nilly by those hoping to acquire free stuff through mob rule, the United States of America was designed as a Republic: a state in which the supreme power rests…